You Don’t Eat Pizza With A Fork

I have a friend from Peru who was trained wrong, and today he went over the line, eating pizza with a knife and fork. He eats fried chicken with a knife and fork too, and it drives me crazy. But Pizza? If the pizza is so sloppy you need a knife and fork you need to find a new pizza joint, and throw the knife and fork away.

Many years ago I had a boss who was 6 foot 7 or 8, and he was a Cheesehead from Eau Claire, Wisconsin. He really loved spaghetti, ordering it almost everywhere we went, and he would cut it and cut it and cut it, till it might as well have been Spaghettios, and then he would eat it.

I blame his mother. and my Peruvian friends mother. They probably had the idea that this constituted good manners, but its just neurotic. Pick up the chicken, the pizza, and use your hands, like God intended, and twirl the spaghetti and get it to your mouth without cutting it. Or go eat in the corner by yourself with your good manners.

Just an early morning rant here.

The new cattylogg is at the printer, and we have a couple of DYN O MITE new items that should sell like hot cakes  at a free breakfast. And when I say DYN O MITE I mean it. They are smokin in the boys room and all that combined.

Keep your eyes peeled and get ready for a terrific fall selling season. There has never been a better time to be in this business, and the election year should be even better. Real Estate may down, but Security is going up, up, up.

And there is no mortgage payment involved.

If you’re prepared, you’ll never be surprised,

Michael Gravette